found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
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We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
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You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
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