Did you know that cab drivers don't take quarters for payment? They don't even like it when you ask.
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
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