i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
There was jim beam in your oven. I just preheated it.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
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