Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
We had sex on a dog bed..
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
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