I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
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I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
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As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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