It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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