Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
