So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
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My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
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I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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