of course. lets lasso hookers.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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