I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
smell my finger.
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
Randomize
