is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
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