so that wasnt chicken after all
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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