is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
Made a vodka juice box out of a ziploc bag and a straw for when I drive. Doesn't count as an open beverage container anymore.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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