How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
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