What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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