I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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