Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
Randomize
