Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
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Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
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YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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