Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
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