fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
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We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
My crowning drunk achievement from that night was donating $5 to the Obama campaign.
You're perfect
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
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My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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