oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
Randomize
