Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
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