i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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