THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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