she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
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he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
In case you wake up wondering why your eyes hurt... You were claiming to be Zeus and that mortal weapons couldn't harm you. Some chick took it as a challenge and pepper sprayed you. Sorry dude.
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
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I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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