...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
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And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
Everytime she tries to call me all I can think about is when she tripped walking down my steps during her walk of shame. Then I laugh until it goes to voicemail
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
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I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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