If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
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I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
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How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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