I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
Sex in the backyard? Check.
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
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