I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
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I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
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Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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