Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
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