dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
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