Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
I'm always down for nudity.
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
Randomize
