Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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