Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
it hurts more in the daytime
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
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