She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
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Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
I asked this couple what they would like to drink and they leaned toward me eagerly and asked if we still have THE root beer ... Idk if this is code for please add cocaine to my drink
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This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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