Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
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I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
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She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
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