ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
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I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
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Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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