Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
Sometimes, when I pour the powdered creamer in my coffee I like to pretend it's Colombian grade cocaine.
That's the kind of morning coffee a girl could welcome the day with.
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
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Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
We left the knife in your bed.
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First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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