First night home from college and I already forgot that walking around nearly naked with my laptop open to smut porn isn't acceptable. Sorry, mom.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
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Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
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Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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