Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
He told me he was 'pondering the natural wonder that is my ass'
Like, dude. I'm already fucking you, you don't need to wax poetic.
Isn't he wasted enough that he might actually mean it and not just be trying to get you to fuck him without a condom?
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
My most recent midlife crisis involved eating a doughnut in 30 seconds but taking 5 minutes to do half a shot of whiskey, then deciding I wasn't going to finish it.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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