i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
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My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
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spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
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