There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
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She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
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My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
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