They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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