Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
My vag should have a twitter account. It would be like "destroyed another condom today".
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
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of course. lets lasso hookers.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
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By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
jump out the window naked night went bad
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