3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
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