Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
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shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
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There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
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Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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