Banned from zoo.
Again?
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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