Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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