Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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