theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
If the fate of the world hinged on some chubby girl getting laid, the president would dispatch me with a fifth of Jameson immediately and then rest easy.
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
Randomize
