I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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