I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
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Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
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I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
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