dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
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