You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
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I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
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Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
Our 450 pound cab driver smells like McDonalds and sunblock with a touch of vodka. Correction I smell like vodka.
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
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