i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
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If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
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Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
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